I do love spam comments

Because I don’t use a captcha for comments, I get quite a bit of spam. I pulled out a few of the more creative ones.

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Sure, I might be invaluable handy now, but I’m really looking to be indispensable useful in the future.

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Nothing reinforces a writer like the acknowledgement of good paragraphs from the people who read the posts regarding the blogger lovers. I would say I’m 1 for 5 in the quality paragraph department. I’m definitely going to keep it up!

With the bases loaded you srctuk us out with that answer!

When I read this, I thought of myself as the batter in this situation. All the opportunity in the world and I whiffed it. Then I thought about it some more and realized the comment spammer wanted me to believe I was the pitcher. However, that means I got three guys on base by being a crappy pitcher before actually accomplishing something meaningful and “stctuk us out”. Unless I was the relief pitcher, which makes zero sense because it’s not like I’m some guest writer on my blog. Either way, I don’t come out smelling like roses here.

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This might not actually be spam, because it’s exactly how I talk to people. Sarcastic bastard.

February 2012 update!

Completely was a real traumatic scenario for me, however , noticing a new skilled style you processed the issue made me to jump over happiness.

My skilled style did allow us to completely jump over happiness right back to despair. Thank you kind commenter! I try my best to foment the harshest feelings by flying over joy.

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